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Same as swamp crickets! 

Used to express joy at discovering one is doing (or planning to do) something at the same time as a friend or companion. Usually used for joyous occasions

(Based on swamp crickets' ability to be doing the same thing at the same time)
"My plane is landing in NYC on Thursday"
"OMG, mine too!"
"Yay! Same as swamp crickets!"

sweet as sunday pie 

A phrase used when a person ,organization or other treats you badly and alienates or thwarts good intentioned people or other organizations trying to help any given situation ends up getting outed and faces loss of job, criminal or civil investigations at which point they become superstars and help and or fix said situations with a snap of the finger. Instantly. Hilarious to watch it unfold ,especially when organizations are involved and send people scrambling to fix the problem
I just got off the phone with organization A. They were sweet as sunday pie once they found out they were liable ,derelict of their duties and now facing a criminal investigation . Too bad it only took 10 years for it to be resloved.

Murder-as-suicide

Exactly what it means, murder that's disguised as, and designed to look like, a suicide.
Giving someone food they are allergic to anyways and blaming it on suicide is murder-as-suicide. a left handed person found dead with a gunshot wound to the right ear blamed on suicide is also murder-as-suicide.
Murder-as-suicide by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2025

Bald as Shit

When someone does some old person shit when they're young.
Yo, Michael is lowkey Bald as Shit for doing that.
Bald as Shit by omnmin007 February 3, 2026

Steven Houska as Senator Scot 

Steven's Senator Scott, the new kid on the political block, from indie roles to big screen power plays, wow!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing Senator Scott in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Steven Houska as Senator Scot, a fresh political face my dude!

You’re as straight as your hair 

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries