Absofuckinlutely

A variation of absolutely, typically expressing extreme excitement or disgust.

Bro 1: And what, pray tell, is so bad about a7x?

Bro 2: The fact that they are a7x. C'mon, bro they are absofuckinlutely terrible.

by gogobrofist October 29, 2010

The Abstract

Name famed A Tribe Called Quest rapper Q-Tip refers to himself as. Originally The Abstract Poet and Kamaal the Abstract.

The Abstract: 'cant help bein funky, im the funky abstract brotha
funky in a sense, but I play the undacova
once had a fettish, a fettish for some booty
now im gettin funky and my rappin, thats my duty'

by toddddizzle April 19, 2008

absorbtion

A common misspelling of the word "absorption"

Although it’s “absorbed” and “absorbing,” the correct spelling of the noun is “absorption.”
This sentence contains the word "absorbtion" because I am forced to use that word in a sentence.

by Penbiks August 20, 2006

absolutepunk.net

A site created by Jason Tate, in which members and public alike can read about band news. If you visit the forums, be prepared to interact with sarcastic assholes.

babyboi2221: The Blood Brothers broke up
girlygurl938: omg no wai where did u read that
babyboi2221: I read it on absolutepunk.net.. I will send you the link.

by aaa75r5yt December 22, 2008

absolutely

The one word that will get your boss / parent / authority figure to give you the "deer in headlights" look and leave you alone. Regardless of what is being discussed; i.e. 1)drawn out over explained instructions on how to do a simple task 2) Typical Parental Lecture 3)"Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" situations.

Instructions On Use: Step One - Wait For Pause In
Assailents Ranting
Step Two - Make Convincing And Direct
Eye Contact
Step Three - Say "Absolutely Boss, Dad
, Officer, Etc."
Step Four - Walk Away And Proceed Going
About Your Business

BOSS: "Hey (your name) Im glad I found you. Look Ive got a
bit of a situation. You see Tim was sick today, and
that means that his typical collateral duties of
emptying the trash in the managers office hasnt
been completed. I know you know how big an issue
this is. I mean wow if I could just get you to..."

YOU: "Absolutely" (remember to lock eyes and put on your
best "Im not stupid" face)

BOSS: .............

YOU: (proceed to carry on about your business as if nothing
happened)

by Odiumnox December 21, 2005

absduction

The point in a middle-aged man's life when he realizes his rock hard abdominal muscles have been kidnapped.

I don't have a flabby beer gut.I am a victim of absduction.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

absurd

crazy, unreasonable, untimely

"That guys Escalade on 24s was absurd"

by willR April 29, 2005