washer machine

when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.

"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"

by hola_anal August 18, 2013

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Wasted

1.Dead
2.Drunk

1.Holy Shit Did You Just See That? That Guy Got Wasted!
2.OMg Man I'm So Wasted!

by Seagulls Of Satan!!! October 9, 2008

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twally washer

a female/male sucking on cock. (cock=twally, washer=cleans)

yer maws a twally washer

by horse79 June 20, 2011

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The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else's lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.

"Why do I feel so awful and whose panties are these?" "Dude, you got bridesmaid wasted."

by idnami March 29, 2015

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