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The sound the cerebellum emits as it atrophies from the overuse of internet and texting shorthand.
As the celebutant began to compose a message to submit to her Twitter account, her brain began to fail. A distinct "tweet" sound could be heard coming from her head as she collapsed in convulsions.

One female spawn of Kris Jenner down -- four more to go!
by pyriticsilence November 21, 2011
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grand theft auto

Awesomeness. A great game series (at least Grand Theft Auto III and on) in which you can do whatever you want. Complete freedom. Jack a car/truck/van/motorbike/what the hell ever on the streets. Pick up hookers for health, then kill them for your cash back. Shoot pedestrians and police officers, eventually getting chased by police cars, helicopters, the SWAT team, FBI agents and even the military. The only bad thing about this game series are the twelve year old kids that play it in an attempt to look cool in front of their friends. Those kids need to die. Anyway, if you don't have Grand Theft Auto III, Vice City and San Andreas, end your life and jump off a tall building. Rockstar = God. Kthxbai.
by I like stuff March 23, 2005
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Shatner tweet

Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."
I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.
by LizLibertine August 14, 2012
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Tweat

to take pictures of what you are eating, or what you are going to eat, and post them on twitter
Girl: Michael tweats every meal he has!
by sgill88 November 6, 2012
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tweat

A combination of the words "twat" and "sweat" (pronounced like "sweat"), indicating the sweat that a twat produces.
"Man, this whole strip bar smells like tweat."
by AnonymousGirl October 3, 2005
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tweeter

by KiLlJoYtHeClOwN January 8, 2003
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Tweet Heap

An excessive amount of messages waiting for you when you log on to Twitter that you feel obligated to read.
I just got out of a long meeting, and now I've got a big assed tweet heap to go through.
by kenrg March 20, 2009
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