Tweat

to take pictures of what you are eating, or what you are going to eat, and post them on twitter

Girl: Michael tweats every meal he has!

by sgill88 November 6, 2012

tweat

A combination of the words "twat" and "sweat" (pronounced like "sweat"), indicating the sweat that a twat produces.

"Man, this whole strip bar smells like tweat."

by AnonymousGirl October 3, 2005

Tweat

An expression of friendship. Synonymous to “bro” or “homie”.

“Tweat, why do you look like that?”
“Shut up tweat you look so hurt.”

by ur down bad fr this time February 2, 2022

Tweat

Synonymous with “bro” or “homie”.

“Tweat, you look so hurt.”
“Shut up, tweat, I didn’t ask.”

by ur down bad fr this time February 2, 2022

geno treat

When you have a broad on her back, head hanging off the bed and you throw your (willis) in her mouth.

Hey Dude, last night was great. Donna came over and I gave the the ole (geno treat)!

by Lamars March 14, 2019

Snap Twat

A fuckwit who sends a stupid picture of themselves naked or in a compromising position to someone on Snapchat. The person who received the picture, makes a copy and posts it on YouTube where it goes viral. For the idiot who sent the picture in the first place there are two possible options suicide or emigration to somewhere where there is no internet connection.

“Malcolm sent a picture of his dick to Mary, her bloke saw it, copied it and posted it on YouTube, over 4 million hits so far.”
“I always new Malcolm was a twat, but now he’s a snap twat as well.”

by AKACroatalin December 3, 2015

Patchy Twat

1. A skewbald or piebald (US paint) horse whose attitude to life is such that it causes those who encounter him to doubt the soundness of mind of the horse and indeed the owner/rider.

2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.

3. Generally a shite eventer.

Insurance Claims person “So you hadn’t even left the yard and you expect me to believe that the horsebox just... fell apart?”

Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”

Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”

by ShiteEventer December 12, 2020