Tweat

to take pictures of what you are eating, or what you are going to eat, and post them on twitter

Girl: Michael tweats every meal he has!

by sgill88 November 6, 2012

Tweat

An expression of friendship. Synonymous to “bro” or “homie”.

“Tweat, why do you look like that?”
“Shut up tweat you look so hurt.”

by ur down bad fr this time February 2, 2022

tweat

A combination of the words "twat" and "sweat" (pronounced like "sweat"), indicating the sweat that a twat produces.

"Man, this whole strip bar smells like tweat."

by AnonymousGirl October 3, 2005

tweating

The act of tweeting (on Twitter) about what you are currently eating.

Tweat: "this hummus is so dank I just have to tweat about it"

"These Internet foodies won't stop tweating."

by John C. Reilly is underrated September 6, 2009

tweating off

Tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)

I like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is sexier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.

by nightsoldier_1999 June 4, 2011

Tweat

Synonymous with “bro” or “homie”.

“Tweat, you look so hurt.”
“Shut up, tweat, I didn’t ask.”

by ur down bad fr this time February 2, 2022