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celebutard 

A mash-up of the words "celebrity" and "retarded," the word celebutard refers to any of a crop of famous people (mostly young, mostly filthy rich) who are unable to form complete sentences in a public setting. In fact, they probably couldn't even grasp the concept that "celebutard" is made up of two separate words.
Did you see Paris/Jessica/Britney/Lindsey's interview in OK! Magazine? I was amazed at her erudition. Sike! She was a total celebutard.
celebutard by EmilyHaHa January 3, 2007

celebutante

A person of high society and wealth whose famous just for the fact of being rich and fabulous. A socialite who is "famous for being famous."
Paris Hilton, Ally Hilfiger, and Fabian Basabe are all noted celebutantes.
celebutante by enamils October 16, 2005

Celebuwant 

celebuwant: noun. ce-leb-u-want. One who seeks the slightest bit of fame via the internet or reality television. Synonym: fame-whore. Most celebuwants envision they will become full fledged celebrities some day.
"That skank on the Bachelor was there 'for the wrong reasons' She is a total celebuwant."

Elizabeth Hasselback is an example of a celebuwant who actually made it happen.
Celebuwant by Cecilia Cannon May 13, 2008

celebutard 

A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.
Celebutard Paris Hilton got the name of her own videogame wrong.
celebutard by Surge2010 May 25, 2006

Celebutaunt 

A celebrity who is famous for nothing more than spending a successful parents money. They prance around doing D list VH1 spots and making an ass of themselves. Look for fake blond hair, fake boobs, eyelashes and a voice that sounds like a baby hooker.

To fend off a celebutaunt, point out the nearest guy in a nice suit and watch them swarm. Run for your life.
Did you see that Celebutaunt chasing Greg? Too bad Tommy Lee wasn't here to distract her.
Celebutaunt by Justice S. Erved February 5, 2010

celebutard 

Conflation of the words "celebutante" (itself a conflation of the words "celebrity" and "débutante") and "retard".

The word is practically synonymous with Paris Hilton but does not, in my humble opinion, cover superficially similar inviduals like Lindsey Lohan or indeed any other visibly stupid and annoying celebrity. I realise I am going against the tide here but what humour there is to be derived from the use of the word "celebutard" is intimately connected to it's development from the word "celebutante" and not it's more apparent relationship to the words "celebrity" and "retard".

"Celebutard" would not have been coined if "celebutante" had not existed first, the former is a play on the latter as far as I am concerned. How else to explain the connecting "-u-" when any other vowel (or none at all e.g "celebritard") would have done just as well? There is no "u" in either "celebrity" or "retard", there is a "u" however, in "celebutante".

It follows that someone like Hilton could be described as a "celebutard" since she is all three things, an erstwhile débutante, a celebrity and... ahem. Lindsey Lohan, on the other hand, doesn't actually fit that deb-y, upper-class "It girl" bracket. I guess people find it funny to describe her as a "celebutard" where they wouldn't have described her as a "celebutante" but for me, it's a pretty weak gag.

Whatever, I feel like King Canute on this one but I had to go on the record.
Noted celebutard Paris Hilton...
celebutard by nacho2 May 7, 2007