Hey
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are you here?
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I can't find you.
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I'm at the front door.
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- Response
Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>
<send>
are you here?
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I can't find you.
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I'm at the front door.
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- Response
Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
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by cdpage January 7, 2012
Get the Machine gun texting mug.Double texting is an absurd new way to turn an entire aspect of social communication into a taboo irrational thing. Generally used by normies that can't argue and instead spend times writing fallacious ad hominem arguments, but also an influencer that knows how to trick easily influenced people.
In practice, the meaning is vague and ambiguous , leaving the user the choice to use this new "trendy(sic)" term as they please. It generally means either that :
-the opposite interlocutor has sent multiple messages in a row .
-the opposite interlocutor is simulteanously talking with two persons , including the user.
According to the second definition, if a frequent double text caller also listens to rap (which tends to be the case in newer generations which will use this "trendy new term") , it is very plausible that they'll recoil in fear due to a cognitive dissonance as people point out the rapper they listen to also tends to "double text", if not "octuple text" , and many times in a row .
See also: fallacy , argument , normie and more specifically simian .
E.g:
In practice, the meaning is vague and ambiguous , leaving the user the choice to use this new "trendy(sic)" term as they please. It generally means either that :
-the opposite interlocutor has sent multiple messages in a row .
-the opposite interlocutor is simulteanously talking with two persons , including the user.
According to the second definition, if a frequent double text caller also listens to rap (which tends to be the case in newer generations which will use this "trendy new term") , it is very plausible that they'll recoil in fear due to a cognitive dissonance as people point out the rapper they listen to also tends to "double text", if not "octuple text" , and many times in a row .
See also: fallacy , argument , normie and more specifically simian .
E.g:
X and Y are in a heated argument about a bomb , about which Y barely reveals anything. Y is the double text caller.
Y: Uh uh, no, well I think this bomb is at least 100 times stronger than 50 kilotons.
Y: 1000* lol i didn't notice
Y: one zero didn't appear
Here, X does not take action concerning the fact Y "double texted" , simply because they aren't interested in this kind of "trendy terms" and would rather get educated.
X: Absolutely wrong. Assuming it is a regular old chemical-based bomb, you simply can't reach such powers above 11t.
X: Mind you, not kt (kiloton), just t (ton) of TNT.
Y: uuuuuugh r u double texting ?
Y: double texter SMH SMH SMH
Y Proceeds to then spam a half ton of unicode symbols that contain colors, more specifically yellow faces displaying Y's apparent annoyance for the double text, although it is evident they simply can't argue at X's level and are bothered by it.
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(Note: 11 tons of TNT of power is referring to the MOAB's blast yield, which is (currently) the highest of any chemical/regular bombs. Nuclear bombs can reach much higher yields measured sometimes in the megatons because they convert mass into energy much more efficiently (Chemical bombs barely convert anything to E in E=MC² , while nuclear fission bombs reach 4% at best (which is still rather efficient compared to , for example, coal plants, which explains how optimal atomic plants are compared to something that barely releases any energy.))
Y: Uh uh, no, well I think this bomb is at least 100 times stronger than 50 kilotons.
Y: 1000* lol i didn't notice
Y: one zero didn't appear
Here, X does not take action concerning the fact Y "double texted" , simply because they aren't interested in this kind of "trendy terms" and would rather get educated.
X: Absolutely wrong. Assuming it is a regular old chemical-based bomb, you simply can't reach such powers above 11t.
X: Mind you, not kt (kiloton), just t (ton) of TNT.
Y: uuuuuugh r u double texting ?
Y: double texter SMH SMH SMH
Y Proceeds to then spam a half ton of unicode symbols that contain colors, more specifically yellow faces displaying Y's apparent annoyance for the double text, although it is evident they simply can't argue at X's level and are bothered by it.
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(Note: 11 tons of TNT of power is referring to the MOAB's blast yield, which is (currently) the highest of any chemical/regular bombs. Nuclear bombs can reach much higher yields measured sometimes in the megatons because they convert mass into energy much more efficiently (Chemical bombs barely convert anything to E in E=MC² , while nuclear fission bombs reach 4% at best (which is still rather efficient compared to , for example, coal plants, which explains how optimal atomic plants are compared to something that barely releases any energy.))
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Tweeking: A combination of two words, two and week. When you have been on meth (cranking in the old days) and up for two weeks you have a tendency to talk funny and slur your words. After two weeks when you try to tell someone what your problem is all you can say is "I tweek..." After coming down for a day before your next trip you realize that you said tweek and also realize that it is not only a homonym with tweak, which means to bend or force out of shape, but it can also be synonymous. And since you were very bent you think it is funny and go get an eightball, and your again tweeking in no time at all. This is the origin of the word, believe me I was there.
Moral of the Story: Don't do drugs
Moral of the Story: Don't do drugs
Pleeezzzze hlp ma, I tweeeeeeek blaaargghhh *thump*
In the next day or two after your regain consciousness you say; "Man I was tweeking."
In the next day or two after your regain consciousness you say; "Man I was tweeking."
by cawper January 9, 2009
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by Dickage December 18, 2008
Get the Toilet Texting mug.When a twitter user tweets multiple times without any disruption. The tweets can be on any sort of topic and completely unrelated, but must be sent back-to-back without any other twitter follower tweeting in-between. Thunder tweeters are not typically well received by people who subscribe to their tweets via text messaging because they can quickly clog up ones inbox and easily annoy the receiver. But thunder tweeting can also quickly get the attention of the twitter community if used effectively.
The origin of the term Thunder tweeting is taken from a misunderstanding in a topic that involved the Oklahoma City Thunder Basketball team.
The origin of the term Thunder tweeting is taken from a misunderstanding in a topic that involved the Oklahoma City Thunder Basketball team.
Twitter User: What's good?
... 30 seconds later....
Twitter User: Off to work and then hitting the gym
... 18 seconds later....
Twitter User: Should have made some coffee this morning.
Multiple tweets in a short span of time = Thunder Tweeting
... 30 seconds later....
Twitter User: Off to work and then hitting the gym
... 18 seconds later....
Twitter User: Should have made some coffee this morning.
Multiple tweets in a short span of time = Thunder Tweeting
by Thunder Tweeter November 22, 2009
Get the Thunder Tweeting mug.when you and your girl friend are texting and she texts you and her reply is only this -> :) <- that means she not really happy for you and or excited she just want to get back to what shes doing because shes bord and she just want to end the conversation to do something else.
example: girls texting :)"
guy text: hey
girl text: hey
guy text: what are you doing
girl text: watching tv and facebook. you?
guy text: laying down
girl text: thats cool
guy text: not really
girl text: :)
guys mind: wtf
girl mind: facebook facebook facebook
guy text: hey
girl text: hey
guy text: what are you doing
girl text: watching tv and facebook. you?
guy text: laying down
girl text: thats cool
guy text: not really
girl text: :)
guys mind: wtf
girl mind: facebook facebook facebook
by wes burnett June 30, 2011
Get the girls texting :) mug.Tweeking is any change to a product or document that you think will take two hours but ends up taking two weeks. Tw(o)-(w)eeks.
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