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ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.
Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.

Engineer, former friend: That's great.
by Former Expat October 14, 2022
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My daughter is student teaching

a bad excuse used to get out of a solicitor phone call; can be expanded to bad excuses for other reasons
origin: "I can't talk right now, my daughter is student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."
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twatting

Having cyber-sex via Twitter.
See that girl over there? I was totally twatting her for hours last night.
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teaching granny to suck eggs

English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)
"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)
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Watching a manly looking girl who's flat chested and not all that fat, usually known with a manly name such as Maeve.
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Twitching

Using a Twitter account to snitch on people.
Chris Brown was totally twitching on Lil Wayne about the New Years Eve party violence.
by MascoUtah January 7, 2010
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bin watching

When you Are stalking someone online and on social media or by traking them down and figuring what there doing. If you Are By yourself bored for example you might bin watch a friends or People you have a liking towards .
(Guy 1 ) Did you know Susi is dating Tim
(Guy 2) Yh I was bin watching her last night
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