twathing

To emit an unpleasant odor.

Guy1: "Dude did some one just fart?"
Guy2: "No Lisbeth is just super nervous for her test she's twathing man."

twathing by stanmaman April 29, 2014

Twatching 

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.

“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”

Twatching by jacandy December 19, 2019

twatching 

tweet watching

im twatching all these hoes on my timeline.

twatching by souljasoulja June 8, 2011

Twatching 

The act of scratching your lady garden and flaps!

Hey Claire. I’m a little bit itchy. Turn away - I’m going to do a bit of twatching!

Twatching by #Bringbackthefinger! February 14, 2020

Sheriff of Twattingham 

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

Sheriff of Twattingham by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

Twating 

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

Twating by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

twatting hell 

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

twatting hell by Katya Eye March 3, 2016