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thorny

adj. A person whose actions or personality warrants dragging them into the middle of the street and beating them with a thorny stick.
"He was more than just offensive, he was (expletive) thorny."
by Tim Egan August 28, 2005
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Thornton

A female dog who constantly misses open goals when playing football.

Thorntons are usually very childish and have a high-pitched voice, and thus explains his lack of masculinity. Although he is self-proclaimed that he is a man, it doesn’t reflect the fact that it appears to be one.

The only words Thorntons use are “woof woof” as it is clear that it has lack of grammatical and comprehensive capabilities.

Thorntons are good at football, but when he is near an empty goal, he tends to miss it every single time.
I love to play football with my friends. However, if he is a Thornton, I would’t even think about playing as he misses open goals.
by HarryKaneTheKing August 7, 2018
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Thornbird

Sucking on a woman's breasts, especially as a sexual alternative to intercourse. From a scene in the book "The Thornbirds".
You can't fuck me, but you can get a Thornbird.
by noxxx March 21, 2008
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Thornaments

Thornaments are Christmas tree ornaments that stab you while you are hanging them on your tree.
Where's Jay? He's at the E.R. He had a really bad thornaments accident while trimming his tree.
by Askthe BeerGuys December 22, 2010
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Toonces

Developer of Starport GE.

Probably the sexiest cat alive.
Muffin: Toonces, you're so sexy.

You've been muffled.

/fondle Toonces
by -Muffin- January 12, 2011
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Toon

A really... really... really Canadian way to refer to a character in an MMORPG. Similar to how sliced round ham is called Canadian Bacon... They call a character a "toon"
wassup you hoser! I'm aboot to go home and try and level up my toon. I think I can hit level 59 today eh?
by Filthy Mug August 25, 2008
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Bella Thorne

Bella is a bad bitch born on October 8, 1997, she is best known for having acted at Disney on Shake it up, where she played Cece Jones, now she is a bad bitch who posts things on Only fans
by WeirdGirlXHX October 22, 2020
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