The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.
by ApexB September 12, 2005
by fairtrad3 February 17, 2016
A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.
Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.
"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"
"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"
by Suck It Wilde September 03, 2009
When you're on crack (a type of drug), you usually laugh and act a lot happier than you really should. Feeling crack happy is when you feel way happier about something than you really should.
A friend just gave you an M&M and you start jumping up and down like you've just won the lottery. Your friend says, "You're crack happy over that little M&M?"
by Alex Lennon October 16, 2007
Married's who just can't help themselves but take their whinging offspring everywhere they go.
Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.
They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!
This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.
The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.
They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!
This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.
The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Bringing a toddler to a pub, is like taking a ghetto blaster to a library.
Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
by little-miss can't do wrong December 24, 2011
The act of taking your erect penis, using it to point to call your shot to "knock one out of the park,"(Just like The Babe) grabbing the tip of it and pulling it back and turning your hips, taking a two hop side skip(Like Happy Gilmore's golf swing), then release the tip, turn your hips, swinging your member like a baseball bat, hard and fast and striking your target person somewhere in the face, crushing a Home Run by channeling the spirit of The Great Bambino, Babe Ruth! You are combining the legendary golf swing of Happy Gilmore and the HR smashing baseball swing of one of the greatest, and surely the most memorable baseball players of all time, to perform the most vicious, and awe inspiring penile assault that has, or will be accomplished! This "mushroom stamp" was designed by scientific experts to create the hardest hitting "pecker slap" in the history of the Universe, AND pay respects to two of the GREATEST of their kind.
"Hey man, so I walked up to homegirl sitting in a chair, pulled my dick out and put it in her face. And then I told her, 'Bitch, it ain't gonna suck itself.' She got pissy, gave me a dirty ass look, and neglected it. So I lined up and fixed her bad attitude with "The Happy Gambino!"
by dcbass86 November 23, 2014
Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.
I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.
I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.
I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.
I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017