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Top & Bottom

Top and bottom obviously means a top and bottom bunk bed, duh. Tell this to all your pure minded friends, don't spoil them.. I mean of course it means a bunk bed!
Person #1 "Oh , who's top & bottom.

Person #1 "I'm top... Bunk!"

Person #2 "I'm bottom......Bunk.."
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by QuiteThirsty December 17, 2018
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top up

To add money to a cellular phone.
The next time I'm due to top up is April 6th.
by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005
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Top Hat & Monocle Discussion

To engage in a civilized discussion based on compromising with the peers you discuss tripe with, while keeping an open mind and laughing away disagreements and agreements. Usually stereotyped and portrayal of well aged men donning the garb of the usual business man and sipping on the finest of wine in front of a raging fire.
Johnathan and William are the best of friends, who share their differences through agreements. They engage in Top Hat & Monocle Discussions to show that they can understand each other without the exchange of hurtful words.

William : Do you believe Abortion is right?

Johnathon : Oh William, you do know we have no say in the beliefs of others

William : people do have the power to influence, correct?

Johnathon : People should have their own choice, I personally don't believe in taking away the lives of unborn children only because their parent isn't supposedly "ready" but why should I have a say in their choice?

William : You're right, why should we decide for others.
by The Souper Nazi May 26, 2009
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Top Shotta

Mad max is the number one top shotta in jamaica
by top dogg September 22, 2005
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top-a-shop chiney

Chinese people who lives above thier place of business. Racist terminology
You are nothing but a top-a-shop chiney
by jamgirl April 19, 2009
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top notch twat

kid 1: this is some good weed.
kid 2: yh this be some top notch twat
by Insane cunt September 6, 2009
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top fridge

These beers are warm, let's put them in top fridge.
by albodertfregmodyne August 2, 2010
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