Scrumpkin

The counterpart of a blumpkin. Getting a blowjob while brushing your teeth. The ideal scrumpkin is attained while leaning back at a 45 degree angle to ensure maximum oral penetration. Feel free to put your finger in her anus for mutual enjoyment. Scrumpkin.

You ain't cool unless you gettin a scrumpkin

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by Akro September 22, 2012

Scrumpin

1. A very attractive young female
2. A delicious pastry preferably with a cream-filled center or glazed topping

"I could go for some Scrumpins right about now," the Scrumpin exclaimed.

by Matt Riley May 5, 2005

scrumpin

A lesser form of the dick-slap.

That bitch was poppin' and lockin' so I jumped up and did some mad scrumpin.

by Jorje Valdeez May 5, 2007

scrumptrelecent

used to describe what someone does, such as acting or playing

your acting is so good, i must make up a word to describe it
-your acting is scrumptrelecent

by bob March 8, 2005

scrumpling

When something is scurrying about.
ie. Noun

WOMAN: "Hey Matt, did you ever get rid of those bugs in your house?"

MATT: "Yeah"

WOMAN #2 "How did you know there were bugs in your house?"

MATT: "Because I saw them scrumpling around my house (simultaneously twidle fingers while saying the word scrumpling)."

by S.Carter October 1, 2007

scrump

standards, expectations, acceptable quality; as used in the phrase "up to scrump"

Victor's semester grades were not up to scrump.

by T. Runyan October 10, 2008

scrump

A combination of a skank and a frump.

That woman is a total scrump!

by Leslee November 7, 2003