Stress Coma

When you are so stressed out that you simply choose to stop everything you're doing and stare at your work.

Dude, I went into a total stress coma during finals last semester

by MatchMaker April 24, 2013

Stress

something straight edge emo kids always complain about.

Emo1: my life sucks i have so much stress
Normal person: man, shut the fuck up and just take a hit of this.
Emo1: i dont kno man *hits bong*... you kno what i feel pretty motha fucking good.

by Changing1EmoAtATime November 5, 2009

Stress

The confusion created when ones mind overrides the bodys basic desire to choke the living s**t out of some a**hole who desperately needs it

This person is stressed out because his younger brother was killing him in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

by Bastards from Hell November 1, 2011

Tea-stress

The one hapless friend (mostly male for extra degradation)who always ends up with the tea making duties because they can't build up enough self confidence not to be everyone's bitch.

Simon - "Kris, make the tea!"
Kris - "Do I have to? I made the last seven!"

Daniel - "YES you fucking do - your the tea-stress!! And when you've done that, wash these cups"

by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009

umm stiss

What's this?

"Fred drunkenly pulled down the transsexual's skirt, mumbling, 'umm stiss?'"

by Professor Plum July 8, 2003

low key stress

What bitches say when they're trying to sound smart and overwhelmed.

My final in biology is causing me so much low key stress. By the way I'm a slut.

by CHUCKmySHEW December 13, 2014

Stress

A combination of a Shirt and a dress.

A button down dress

"You look really hot in that stress"

by Sian Williams January 14, 2008