stream-er

The finishing act after successfully copulating with a female cam-star or aspiring streamer.

Ex1:

Alex: Did you see that new Twitch channel? You mean the one with the pools, hot tubs, and potentially sexually suggestive environments? Why is it that new tech seems to give women more ways to humiliate themselves?

Bob: Yeah!

Alex: I met one of those women at an outlaw country rock festival in Texas and after a liter of margaritas she thought I was good looking enough to bring home! We went back to her place and had a great time. To put the cherry on top, I made sure when I was done to stream-er!

Ex2:

Bill: Have you seen that new loud contributer we hired after the end of the pandemic?

Yancy: She's very outspoken, but makes great contributions. Would you stream her?

Bill: Probably, I might even donate some ethereum, but definitely not Bitcoin. She's kind of pretty in the face though. You'd still stream her?

Yancy: Yeah, you know what. You might have a point there. Naaaaaah, who am I kidding. I'd stream her too.

by prawnking October 16, 2022

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Fake stream

When you’re done peeing and it feels like you still need to go but cant

Last night i had a fake stream

by Stupidass210 May 19, 2022

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Sleep-and-Stream

When you watch a movie/binge watch a show only to then fall asleep after and wake up, then repeat.

Person 1: I totally just binged watched this new show. Fell asleep after and then binged watched another show

Person 2: I'm gonna Sleep-and-Stream as well this weekend

by MonteCrisco May 22, 2022

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Xylophone Streams

A streamer who is relatively unknown but still very funny.

"Have you heard of Xylophone Streams?" -Person 1
"no I havent." -Person 2
"You should totally watch them! They make my day!" -Person 1

by Pancake owo March 15, 2022

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John from the streams

John from the streams is some gay furry names John from Aka Krispies streams, he is a member of the Krisiest SMP and doesnt hate women.

Hey, have you heard of John from the streams?
OMNG JOHN?!?!?!

by johnomgjawsk November 14, 2020

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stream ready

Stream ready means you are at a level of technological advancement where you can play a stream on a device. This may sound very easy, but there are a lot of people out there who are not stream ready and unable to stream tv/video/audio to their device. Those who aren't stream ready frequently experience sound issues or try to use a basic device to access top quality content to their own disadvantage. Understanding how speakers and Bluetooth works is a key to becoming stream ready, as well as a basic understanding that to generate high quality video there becomes a lag as more throttling is added. The irony is that many who are not stream ready think they are ahead of the curve by not owning "old tech" such as an HDMI cable or a traditional computer. Yet they cannot connect to the stream in the same seamless way without this "old tech". In essence, stream ready is a way of life. There are expert streamers out there who can stream one bootleg video up to 5+ devices. Streaming is a post covid reality, so make sure you are part of the stream ready gen.

Drew: Hey Marc we're watching Tenet for our watch party tn.
Marc: I don't have an hdmi cable tho it wont work on my phone.
Drew: smh bruh you're just not stream ready.

by DT CEO December 2, 2020

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