Strategic Reserve

A case of beer in the fridge should one decide not to go out but still wish to enjoy a fine cold beverage after a long day's work.

Dudette: Hey, wanna go the pub tonight?
Dude: Nah, I'm broke and tired, but I have a strategic reserve so it's all good

by Mr Sruffiness August 12, 2009

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Strample

the act of strolling while simultaneously sampling food in a public venue.

Jim and Ryan could not decide on what to have for lunch so decided to go strample at Costco for lunch.

by Ry_Guy0205 February 1, 2014

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Strategically dominate

When you play really well on a discord reality game, so much so that you get robbed at fourth place

"remember the time I Strategically Dominated that big brother org 6 months ago"

by bb-org god April 8, 2021

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OCD Steamer

When you take a shit on your girlfriend's chest but must make sure that it's in an absolutely straight line.

That was a beautiful OCD steamer, dude. You couldn't have landed a plane any straighter, bra!

by TPF_Benny April 25, 2010

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dallas steamer

The act of riding your partner like a horse, or a bull, while taking a shit on their back.

After a long day at the rodeo, Jim headed home to give his wife a Dallas Steamer.

by Nubstars September 22, 2013

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The Real Steamer

The Real Steamer is a floor and furniture cleaning company formed in 2018 in Springfield, MA. They are famous for their satisfying carpet cleaning videos seen on Facebook.

I had The Real Steamer clean my carpets and looked and smelled like new again!

by The Real Steamer September 30, 2020

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A berry left between the sheets of your bed by a nighttime visitor for your discovery. This berry is typically delivered from the hairs of the anal cavity and consists of material such as fecal matter, bathroom tissue, newspaper clippings, broken glass, or Charlston Chews.

So, I woke up this morning told that sugar-muffin I met last night to take off. After she left, I got up to get a beer and when I got back in bed I found that the bitch had left a god-damned New England Steamer in my bed!

by VILSON September 3, 2003

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