TPF_Benny's definitions

OCD Steamer

When you take a shit on your girlfriend's chest but must make sure that it's in an absolutely straight line.

That was a beautiful OCD steamer, dude. You couldn't have landed a plane any straighter, bra!

by TPF_Benny April 25, 2010

TPS Steamer

When your boss asks you if you received the memo about including the new cover sheet on your TPS Report and instead you take a shit on your TPS Report before turning it in.

Boss:

Hello, Peter. What’s happening? Uh…we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn’t put one of the new coversheets on your TPS report.

Peter:

No, Bob. This time I thought I’d just include a TPS Steamer.

Boss:

That would be great….

by TPF_Benny April 1, 2010