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Shplocking

The sound old stretchy testicles make when slapping against swinging droopy breasts when performing the doggy-style act of intercourse
Last night I could hear the neighbours at it again, the shplocking was making the house shudder!
by JIMIJ June 2, 2025
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splicefur

That Splicefur really has some issues, huh!
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Splack

1. (v.) To collide with such intensity—physical, emotional, or sexual—that sound, sensation, and meaning dissolve into a single sacred plop of overwhelming contact.

2. (n.) The exact moment when pleasure, chaos, and cosmic timing converge into a reality-shattering climax. Often loud. Occasionally divine.

3. (adj.) Describing someone or something as irresistibly thicc, drippy, or otherwise on the verge of total sensual collapse. See: toothsome.

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Etymology:

Derived from the primal slap of wet skin against wet skin, but evolved through divine revelation during a deeply deranged museum date involving ramen, sweat, and a spiritually erotic viewing of Jupiter Ascending.
"Bro, that chashu was so fatty I nearly splacked right there in the booth."

"You keep lookin' at me like that, you're gonna get splacked into next Tuesday."

"Veloria’s count-to-six plop combo had me splackin’ like a possessed timpani drum."

"This fit is too clean to risk a splack, but fuck it, I’m in God’s hands now."
by Veloria July 10, 2025
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Splicing

Two men at the bar decided to hook up and began by splicing, one man opens up his foreskin revealing the head of the penis and the other guy then opens his foreskin to cover the head of the first guy then the first guy then covers the second guys foreskin with his own.
by FORTYSTINER July 29, 2025
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shlock

shlong + cock = shlock
He didn't just have a dick, he had a motherfuckin' shlock.
by hugefreakingshlock November 30, 2025
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Blumpkie Spliche

He asked me to give him a blumpkie spliche in the starbucks bathroom
by Bruvther September 16, 2016
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turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small
My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.
by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017
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