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social bullying

Bullies that target one specific person or couple, through their own beliefs or stereotypes, a form of nonstop harassment, non realistic rumors spread to go out and destroy ones lives or wellbeing, or stop your cash flow, also known as haters
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social bullying by Listen4once September 14, 2013
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Social Animal 

A social animal is essentially an extrovert.

A confident, outgoing person that enjoys and is comfortable within all social situations, a social animal is not one to shy away from a party (see also party animal) , event or any other form of social gathering.
You can count on Kathryn to be out, she's a social animal!
Social Animal by K@-x June 23, 2010

social skills 

A shallow expression with little real meaning which in reality simply describes the ability of dumb talking apes to mindfuck other dumb talking apes, and/or the lack of scruples to do so, in an attempt to materialize some sort of worth and meaning to their repetitive, disposable lives.
Ape: Your a loser, get some social skills. (My only contribution to humanity is chortling like a monkey with other monkeys and fornicating to make more monkeys and then bragging about it as if other animals aren't able to do these very things except overpopulating the planet and diminishing the quality of life).
Homo Sapien: Fuck off, numbnuts.
Ape: Oh, you wouldn't be so brave saying that to my face.
Homo Sapien: Why would I bother saying anything to your fat face full of lead, assfuck?
social skills by godiesomewhere December 11, 2006

Social Climber 

a person who finds the need to blow you off for a person of higher social status than you
RF: Yo we were supposed to go chill with this kid, but he blew us off for his better friends

MM: Yeah, hes a social climber
Social Climber by Skoal September 29, 2005

social security 

by TRILLIONS the biggest ponsi scheme of all time. Basically the Federal government doing the same thing that Bernard Madoff did but to multiple generations of americans.
Bernard Madoff is a sleezy dude..ummm social security is much worse
social security by the1calledfeeny February 7, 2009

social status

Where you fall on the social class ladder. Determined by occupation, wealth, net worth, dress and manners.

Can be divided into different segments such as homeless all the way up to upscale/rich.
What's your social status?
social status by Atotrf February 13, 2008

Social Netsheeping 

Unlike "Social Networking" which would imply "work" or "networking" is being done, Social Netsheeping is an odd "follow the leader" phenomenon, sometimes called a "status game" that occurs on Facebook, Twitter and other social networking sites where people post instructions to post something specific in their user status (their bra or underwear color, the definition of their first name, the name of the first person they kissed, an excerpt from a certain page in the book nearest them at the moment, a coded message, phrase or number, etc..) or change their profile picture (to a baby pic or pet pic or hero or look-a-like celebrity) for no apparent reason other than, "everyone else is doing it."

Sometimes these requests ask that you copy the post and do something specific or unique to you, sometimes they ask you to post a coded message, like an inside joke, a dollar total derived from a list of illicit acts that are assigned specific values or a silly phrase that is made up from portions of text that are pieced together from a list using your date of birth or letters in your name.

The act of re-positng the request and/or complying with these given instruction or essentially, following the leader, is netsheeping or more formally, social netsheeping.
"OMG! I am so tired of all this social netsheeping! These people need to get a life!"

An example of a social netsheeping "game" or code would be a message sent instructing friends to post a phrase (without any explanation) in their facebook status, that is derived from a code:

In one example, a person wearing a black shirt, born on Jan 1, xxx0 would post, "I kicked a birdbath in your bathroom because that's how I roll!"

Search "current Facebook status game" or "I kicked a banana in your car because I'm cool like that" for more examples or actual codes used.