Sniper Noob

An annoying player who excessevely use the sniper rifle as primary weapon.

*Jim AWM John*
John: :|
Jim: Are you frustrated because I pwned you again?
John: Shut up you sniper noob.

(later on)

*Jim D-Eagle John*
John: Why didn't you use sniper rifle again to kill me?
Jim: Because it sucks in close combat.
John: You see, that's why snipers are for noobs ... sniper noob!

by I am not from America December 27, 2009

Beer sniper

The act upon where one is far too intoxicated to maintain a set position on a bar stool or similar object and subsequently appears to have been shot by a silent assassin as they hit the floor. Can normally be accompanied with crys of owch..

"Man I wish I'd not mixed my drinks earlier"

"But you will insist"

"thud"

"oweiii, I've just been shot by the beer sniper"

by Matthew Benjamin Green November 20, 2007

Wuffle Snipe

Hitting the like button on Facebook on a post that is sad or negative.

"I wrote that my dog died on my status and someone liked it."

"You were hit by a wuffle sniper."

by bardotlover September 13, 2011

snipe

Snipe is an all purpose word:
1)n. Of or pertaining to something that was attained in crutial timing or just an overal good thing.
2)v. The most common use. The process of attaining something in crutial timing. Specifically, it can refer to "hooking up" with someone.

1) "Dude, did you go to the movie last night?"
"Yea,it was almost sold out but I sniped the last ticket."

2) "Sup playa, did I see you makin' on some honeys last night?"
"You know it! I sniped some ass."

by B.J.A November 8, 2008

Snope

To use knowledge gained from an urban legends website or other research to administer a firm rebuke to people who chronically forward junk to your inbox. This action may involve hitting the reply-all button (public snoping).

That lady over in accounts payable sent me another stupid email about Bill Gates giving me money to forward an email, so I snoped her in front of everyone.

by Amalia September 28, 2005

shuper fast

The accelerated speed at which one hurriedly walks to the bathroom, in order to prevent a shitastrophe

Dude001: You see that chick shaddle past?
Dude002: Yeah, shuper fast. she must be in a shurry to shit.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

Snoped

The act of validating an likely hoax email on snopes.com and notifying the sender whether it is true or false.

I sent Jim from accounting a note saying "Congratulations, you've been snoped!" regarding his latest conspiracy email.

by B2CCatcher March 26, 2012