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Usually when a wingman or wingwoman brings thier friend a fuck buddy with no strings attached to the bar/party. ie... Free Shipping ... This girl or guy must be somewhat attractive. Your bar mate would do her or him but is with someone else at the present time. Free Shipping is best done when the "Shipee" is stoned, drunk or getting back at thier boy/girlfriend for cheating.
Scenario for Free Shipping...it's a stretch so bear with it...

3 people are out at a random pub...2 guys, 1 girl. Girl "Dora" and guy "Dick" who are dating go outside for a smoke or to score some drugs, leaving other guy alone. We will call him "Single Sam." The daters, "Dora & Dick", find a Cute Girl for Single Sam....

Single Sam: Alone at the bar staring at his coaster....
Dora & Dick: Smoking outside when Cute Girl asks for a ciggy...after pleasantries and small talk Dora and Dick find out Cute Girl is "On The Prowl."

Dora: "You'd like my friend Single Sam. He's just inside."
Dick: "I'll buy you a drink, Coke, X... if you shag Sam."
Cute Girl: "I could go for a roll in the hay...let me see this Sam."

Dick: Talking to Sam, "I found this Cute Girl for you. She's nice, cool and is willing to shag you. Totally Free Shipping dude. Hit me on my mobile in the morning with all the details."
by OneHairyGuy July 14, 2009
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Shipping Mentality

The mindset in which a particular someone is continuesly shipped with every single person he/she speaks to. They are shipped regardless of age, sex or current relationships
Boy 1: Hey did you see Sander speaking to any name at all? I ship it so much.
Boy 2: Dude, that's just shipping mentality, get real.
by SanderVW February 6, 2017
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Pirate shipping

The mass amout of Ejaculation on a female body
guess what? i was pirate shipping that girl last night..
by MyTh123456 March 19, 2010
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Sniping_

A crappy admin on BadBoyHalo's server, snitches to Yin whenever you make a meme about yin... also personal who uses Java for everything and a linux shill, just like Yin... also he does not have a webstie
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Sniping_: Java Java no one cares im snitching on you loool ur ded rip
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by als-thicboi69 July 12, 2020
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Snapping Turtle

Someone who sends an excessive amount of snap chats. Someone may be considered a snapping turtle if they routinely snap every element of their day, or consistently have a snap story over 100 seconds.
"Did you see my snaps of the concert last night??"
"Yea dude, how could have I missed the 250 second story, you're quite the snapping turtle"
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Sniping

the essence of "spying", "finding", and "looking" at someone/something
Com'on, let's go sniping!

I'm sniping her for the dance.

I am sniping right now.
by Pat Zielinski September 29, 2004
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swipping

when someone has their buttcrack showing a little and you stick your finger swiftly down the crack of their ass
Even though his ass was bunk nasty, I couldn't resist swipping it. Shuu!
by Jess and Alvin Dowell March 23, 2007
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