Smack the Smurf

The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.

Usage 1
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"

Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"

by Darakuron December 23, 2007

pecker smack

The action of a male using his genitals to smack a (fe)male in the face, also called a "mushroom stamp"

"So, what did you guys do when you got home?"
"Oh, not a whole lot, she was randy so I gave her a pecker smack."

by capilla27 January 19, 2009

smack sock

sock used to masturbate into

i need to wash my smack sock cuz i used it last night

by whoathebliss January 8, 2009

Sack Smacking

Sexual activity involving the intentional smacking, flicking, punching, kicking or striking of the male ballsack for gratification. May involve hitting with the hand or other device such as a riding crop.

I hired a DOM off the internet and she tied me up and did some sack smacking. Hurt like hell but we both enjoyed the experience.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Ginger Smack

After having sex with a hot ginger babe, you smack your flaccid penis back and forth against her cheeks till her milky white skin turns a lovely pinkish hue.

I was all up in her last night braaaahhh and then finished her off with a ginger smack. How were the cheeks? Pretty n pink braaaaaahh. Pretty n pink.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Honey Smack

v. the act of injecting your urethra with honey and ejaculating onto a woman's face, then proceeding to violently pummel her with your erect penis.

"Omg Brittany, where'd you get that black eye?"
"I got honey smacked by Dylan last night- the honey was nice but I don't like what came after"

by chubbywafflemix February 25, 2020

smack down

In other ways used as the phrase "laying down the law"....

You let that bitch leave you with the kids and went out drinkin...? You better be layin some smack down...

by john harrison January 15, 2004