shortstop

1. A fool, a coward or an easily deceived person.

2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.

3. A short person.

Dont shortstop me cause you don't wanna see me succeed.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 4, 2009

dorm sloots

large groups of freshman girls at UCSB. known for dancing on furniture and drinking all your boos.

Fucking dorm sloots always get me in trouble.

by mikeSBCC July 2, 2009

take it in the shorts

A euphemism for "take it in the ass."

He was the one who ran that project that the temps screwed up, so now he's the one who has to take it in the shorts.

by nozupe4u August 15, 2010

sportsmantit

When a lady has so much sportsmanship, that she crawls to third base when her tit falls out and she keeps going.

Kara and her top fell down during wiffle ball as she ran from second then crawled to third base. Now that was some sportsmantit! I felt like I made a home run myself.

by GlazeHer June 28, 2015

Booty Shorts

An excuse for the word panties. No, it's not shorts if your underwear is longer, hoes.
What myspacewhores wear when they do that obnoxious peace sign and pout in the mirror, an obvious plea for pervy comments and giggles of "oh stawwpp it!!" teeheehee.

GIRL: Um, why is there a pic of you on facebook in your undies??

HO: NO it's booty shorts, duh . . .psh.

GIRL: Um, sure.

by ilytoo April 15, 2009

EA Sports

Microsoft version 2.0, only devoted to sports games that aren't as great as their rivals (for which they just bought).

John Madden was never an outstanding coach.

by Vidofnir May 5, 2005

Sports Douche

An individual that goes WAY beyond simply being a fan. This individual would rather dress up in their team colors, ignore the hot babe they are with and yell at the tv about the stupidity of the refs/coaches/players every call. They feel each play should have resulted in a touchdown and honestly can't believe it didn't. These individuals are often found sitting next to you at the bar and force you to root against their team, even if it is your team also.

Sports Douche: "Why the hell did the running back run up the middle??? Couldn't he see the hole clog up before he got to it? They should have called a pass on the play! It would have been an easy 6!!"

Girlfriend (thinking to herself): Why am I with this Sports Douche? He can't even see I'm not wearing a bra! Doesn't surprise me, he couldn't even see that both receivers were double covered with the safety over the top. Clearly they had to run the ball and the defense was just that good on that play. Idiot... Hmm, who's that guy over there...???

by Beech_nuts September 16, 2009