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sponge bobbing

When you place your testicles into a fish tank with fish food on them for exfoliation.
Sal's balls no longer itch since he got the job at pet smart. He has been sponge bobbing when the shop closes for two weeks.
by SALDANBOB February 20, 2009
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slingerland

"dude, I heard you playing on that slingerland, it sounded loud and awesome!"
by Spam! November 3, 2006
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Spongebob Disease

A disease which entails a group of people who unknowingly talk about spongebob or make spongebob references daily or more.
Person 1: Omg a police officer is coming, act natural
Person 2: Mooooo
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: I am sooo thirsty
Person 2: Some Waterrrrr would be nice.
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: Let's order pizza
Person 2: Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza for you and me!
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!
by Cannibitch <3 March 23, 2010
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Portrayed by Spongebob

YouTube videos depicting different topics as they would play out in Spongebob.
NFL Portrayed by Spongebob
New England Patriots: (image of Squidward deflating)
by TH47 June 1, 2018
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SpongeBob NudiePants

1) SpongeBob SquarePants but lacking the SquarePants.

2) Someone who refrains from wearing underwear under their outer clothing (i.e. to go 'commando', 'freeballing' - in the case of men not wearing underwear, and 'freebuffing' - in the case of women) to covertly create a frisson of sexual excitement or amusement amongst friends, sexual partners, future sexual partners, etc.
Lydia is a SpongeBob NudiePants tonight!
by Lydia Bartlett May 2, 2008
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master dick slinger

a dude with a self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome(at everything)espacially at slinging meat/having sex.mostly true master dick slingers dont get much practice but when they have sex they can make most girls cum hard
jeremy:im a master dick slinger im fuckin awesome
tiffany(to her friends):i came so hard last night it ran down my legs
by tjje4ever November 6, 2010
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SpongeBob SquarePants

A Nickelodeon cartoon watched 9-year-olds who think they're better than everyone. The animation is horrible, the writing is shit, SpongeBob's voice is annoying, and it comes on Nickelodeon all the fucking time, despite the fact that it should be canceled. This show is also the biggest contributor to the downfall of Nickelodeon and another example of corporate greed.
by Roydiscord Productions March 20, 2021
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