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screw

1. To have sex
2. Similar to the word "fuck", screw can be used to mean to mess someone up or treat them badly
3. To mess something up, turn things for the worse, usually followed by the word "up"
1. Did Jane and Dave really screw last night?
2. They totally screwed me by charging me twice!
3. I really can't screw up this job interview, I need money.
by babyg May 5, 2005
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Shrewburgoo

a white fluid secreted from the penis upon orgasm.
Also known as semen.
I just wanked it and got shrewburgoo all over my trousers.
by Max Bane August 17, 2009
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shrewmpa loompa

A friend who is less than 2 feet tall, looks orange, and has a foot long nose
Yo you look like a shrew and an oompa loompa!
Other people: shrewmpa lompa doompa dee doo
Hes a shrewmpa loompa
by CanIGetAHoyeaa February 24, 2018
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Shrewsbury Oil Drill

When the female does a handstand and spreads her pussy. the male then shits in her pussy and bangs it down with his cock, railing her like a drill. the female then queefs the crushed and wet shit out, causing it to spray the room. the oil refers to the shit erupting out of the female.
"Brandon preformed a Shrewsbury Oil Drill on Chloe the other day, she had scat in her fanny for 2 days!"
by SlothHub February 4, 2020
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screwboo

screwboo - any injury a person can get from rough or playful sex.
Geez, did you see the wicked screwboo on her knees? I don't think I'd wear shorts after getting a carpet burn like that. Next time she has sex on the carpet, she needs to wear knee pads!
by Ruby Slippers March 16, 2010
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screwmate

a person whom one has regular casual sex with.
Carter and Bethany are screwmates. They do it every friday night.
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman April 7, 2011
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Screw-jitsu

Using submission techniques on your partner during sex. Screw-jitsu is frequently employed to facilitate unhindered getaway after sex, to spice things up, or just for practicing techniques.
Brian: Where's your wife?

Scott: Sleeping upstairs.

Brian: During your party?

Scott: She was giving me birthday head and I put her in a triangle. Maybe I should have let up before she went out. She didn't tap out...

Brian: Well she should know the rules of screw-jitsu by now.
by dr. dave js October 7, 2011
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