3 definitions by babyg

derwood

One who goes to see an old high school girl strip. A career masterbater

What a fucking derwood Jeff is, the chick that he dated is a slut

by babyg February 24, 2003

screw

1. To have sex
2. Similar to the word "fuck", screw can be used to mean to mess someone up or treat them badly
3. To mess something up, turn things for the worse, usually followed by the word "up"

1. Did Jane and Dave really screw last night?
2. They totally screwed me by charging me twice!
3. I really can't screw up this job interview, I need money.

by babyg May 6, 2005

Shenis

When a woman has something in her pants/vaginal region that appears to look like a penis in the pants

Hillary named her shenis rainbowpatch cause it talks to the dead and has three balls

by babyg February 26, 2003