pei-wei shits

Spicy noodling turds dotted with sesame seeds. The take home dish that fills the bowl. No chop sticks needed.

That mother fucker runs faster than pei-wei shits.

by Mjr. Nas T. Shit February 23, 2014

Shits fucked

Simplifying all the details in a fucked up situation.

Mr. Giggins: "First I find out my girlfriend cheated on me, then I find out she is actually a prostitute, and then I find out my Dad is a homosexual!"

Dr. Hyphy: "shits fucked"

by zomblerz November 22, 2009

schlitz shits

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

taco shits

The explosive shits you get right after eating mexican food I.E. Taco Bell. As mentioned in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" a New Line 2004 film.

Oh that mexican food gave me the worse case of the taco shits. I must use the shitter or we are going to have a problem here. Clean up on Asile 3 if you know what I mean.

by The Man With the Plan February 8, 2005

Shitshow

A perfect storm of everything going wrong.

There's a shitshow going on at work: they're promoting the guy everyone hates, firing the people everyone loves and no one's getting raises.

by shitshow central December 7, 2012

Scots

The natives of Scotland,can be applied as anything of or from Scotland
The Alternative and older usage of Scottish
never to be substituted with the much hated term scotch unless you are referring to Whisky

The Scots are a great race
Scots is a language
Mary Queen of Scots
Scotsman never Scottishman

by The Earl of Carrick June 22, 2006

Dew shits

When you drink an enormous amount of Mountain Dew and have uncontrollable diarrhea

I just got the dew shits after drinking a case of Mountain Dew

by Jcoon June 30, 2014