Shaky bunk bed

When two guys end up trying to hook up in the same room with different girls and they're both successful.

two guys hooking up with different chicks in one room often times resulting in a shaky bunk bed

by ballinho's69 December 6, 2011

Shady Swap

When something you own breaks or malfunctions so you buy a new one from a local retailer and return the broken item in the newer item packaging, you have performed a shady swap.

My Kindle malfunctioned after the waranty expired, so I just took it to walmart for a Shady Swap. They should come with lifetime warranties anyway!

by brownchickenbrowncowwow January 1, 2012

Shady smooch

Noun. In a social work context, a baby daddy that mooches off the baby momma.

That guy is a shady smooch, he wanted me to pay bail, when he hasn't paid child support.

by Angry baby momma December 7, 2012

Shady Dickens

Someone whom has a significant other but continues to flirt aggressively with disregard for their significant other. Common symptoms of shady dickens includes deactivation of Facebook (to avoid being tagged in pictures) and has multiple mobile devices to call different significant others in different countries. The successful shady dickens is able to balance all aspects of his/her relationships without being detected.

This shady dickens deactivated Facebook so Jody (his girlfriend) will not find out.

by shady by association July 23, 2013

shady maple

A long white dick

Hey I heard Devin has a huge dick!
Yea he had a major shady maple

by temujin77 May 14, 2015

shady zaner

Verb: To perform a shady zaner ; to text your wife while you are mid-intercourse with your girlfriend
noun: To be a shady zaner: To be the guy who always has to cover for his infidelity while he is still inside the home wrecker

"you dumb bitch, you don't even know I'm giving you the shady zaner!"

" forget this, I ain't no shady zaner, go find someone you trust"
"you fucking lonely ass bastard, you wish you could give yo bitch a shady zaner, but you just never gonna be good enough to pull that shit off"

"dude the weirdest shit happened, my girl don't text me all day for 2 weeks then the minute I catch my side piece I gotta pull a shady zaner"

by notsoshadynowareya May 29, 2015

Shady Contractor

A shady contractor is someone who can talk up a storm while low-balling you i.e. makes a deal or arrangement that sounds good but really isn't.

"Rick was talking to me about all these small boxes that he had to move and how easy a job it would be for two people and that he would do most of the work, but when I went with him to help him all of the boxes were super heavy and we had to move them up sooo many flights of stairs and it took soo long."

"Damn! What a shady contractor!"

by Shammmm June 14, 2015