Meriem semai

She is a wonderful person. She weird ,pretty and one of the most beautiful person in this world sometimes she might not think that and sometimes she needs to reminded of it.she loves booba with tapioca pearls she loves Pokemon. She loves dogs.she loooooooooveeeeeee boba with tapioca pearls again.

Made by meriem semai In midnight

by Meriem_semai August 12, 2021

Dubba Down Sammich

Commonly regarded in Tennessee as the most glorious gift of God since Slim Jims.

Hick: Well a'course god is real! If he ain't, who created dubba down sammiches!!

Me: uh, KFC?

Hick: Naw god done dun it thru KFC. Yuns best be a-findin' jesus and a dubba down sammich 'fur its too late!

Me: I would respond to that, but I seriously have no idea what you just said.

by the coolest hobo June 16, 2011

Peanut butter jelly sammich

When your girl eats smucker’s jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread

“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?

by Penisbutterandjam October 12, 2018

Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner

Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"

by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.

How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

sammich

A sandwich made with love by a woman.

You haven't done anything productive lately, so here's a sammich!

by jermybanana November 10, 2009

Semibisexual

the hetty's way of trying to be oppressed and forcing themselves into the LGBTQ+ community. basically a useless term for useless hetros.

"i'm semibisexuallll~~ spicy straightttt~~"
"fuck off and stop trying to be oppressed."

by Kusuo Saiki December 12, 2020