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Crab secret

The crab secret is the ancient technique where one can balance comfortably onto one hand while using the other hand's fingers like the crab's claws.
"I have this called the Crab secret that might trick the stone door to open."

"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."
by spaceunderscore November 5, 2023
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Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves
Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy
by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018
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open-secret

Kaylee:Hey Abdul, wanna know a secret?
Abdul: I know, everybody knows your secret, just except that it’s an open-secret
by 🦈 March 4, 2021
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Secret Six

A group of 3 super hot fucking couples. There is always a larger than life southerner that loves to say you cunt and is a massive Payne!! A semi professional sports man that has salty balls and a fuck wit that wants to retire to a council house and loves a good tea bag. The chicks either have super human strength, can read minds or do Halloween make up!!
The dozy cow fell off her stool and ended up in hospital all because the Secret Six got together
by Spunk bubbles October 12, 2021
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[Secret Service]

A popular term, thought to be initially coined in 2008 at a donut shop in the Maltese village of San Gwann, indicating an incognito or underhanded act. Its ever-evolving versality has contributed to its rapid adoption across the Maltese islands. Both a verb and an adjective.
John met a girl on Tinder. He went on a date with her, without telling his friends. John went on a secret service date.

Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.
by bro colli March 10, 2019
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secret seller

A person that sells their nudes online secretly. Sometimes with a different name.
“I’m looking for a secret seller to buy nudes from”
by iconicvirgin December 21, 2021
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Novelty Secrets

A Favorite Sex Toy Store No One Knows You Have
Where did you get that sex toy? Novelty Secrets, now put it down.
by Novelty Secrets June 9, 2015
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