scissorhand

the crazy-ass long nails on an easter, used to slice a girl's vagina after not getting any. scissorhands can be caused by steroids, concietedness, the crazy urge to ruin a girl's life, and also the uncanny resemblance to a keebler elf who should be in a tree baking little steroidic cookies

wes easter - enough said.

by Wes "Keebler/Scissorhands" Easter May 20, 2003

scissor dodger

Usually used as an insult to a male with long hair.

*Metal-Head walks down street*
Chav: Shape of you, ye scissor dodger!

by Hollie Edwards April 5, 2007

scissorteeth

A person with teeth at such odd angles, that if they were to knock out all of that person's teeth the dentist would have to put them back in at the same odd angles.

"Ol' Solgot busted his shit on the trampoline and now looks like Edward Scissorteeth.

by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008

Scissor Sticks

The legs of a skinny lesbian.

Star and Pat were in the middle of hot scissoring until Pat's ex dike lover interruped and kicked Star in the vagina with one of her scissor sticks.

by Forge69 January 18, 2009

scissor shit

Two individuals that dedicate at the same time with only one toilet that put there legs in a scissor like formation (while sitting almost indian style so both buttholes can be over the toilet) and take a shot together.

Marc: hey neil, that mexican food did me in. How about you?
Neil: yeah but we only have one toilet.
Marc: that's fine, we can always just scissor shit.
Neil: im totally down. I can't wait till we get home.

by cri, smalls, mex, sasbos November 27, 2011

Dry Scissoring

When two females feel the burning desire to have sex, but don't want to take their clothes off. So instead they must get on top of each other and split their legs in a scissor like fashion. It is a meeting point of the vagina's which now holds the two people dry scissoring in an inseparable, captivating bond. It can be done with many types of people- lesbians, best friends, anyone!

I love dry scissoring! It feels so good!

by llamakitty July 26, 2013

scissors paper rock

A game played by 2 people (although you can play it with more if you wanna confuse everyone). The players make a fist and move them up and down and say "scissors, paper, rock", and on rock they change their hand into either a horizontal peace sign for scissors, flat for paper or keep it as a fist for rock. Rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper and paper smothers rock. Often used as a decider.

Mum: One of you kids has to mow the lawn
John: Scissors paper rock, loser mows.
Rusty: Righto.

by joveblue July 10, 2004