Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.

I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.

by bmochillin September 16, 2012

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

satanic titanic

The Satanic Titanic is a sex position where one couple is doing Sixty Nine and another Threesome is in top doing a Eiffel Tower

Person 1: “Dude did you hear what Kelso and Reanna got into last night?”

Person 2: “No! What happened”

Person 1 “They were in a Satanic Titanic”

by lil Scrapper January 30, 2020

Satan's Nutsack

Satan's Nutsack is hotter than hell or anything else. Perhaps the hottest thing in existence.

*when it's hot on the bus* "It's about as hot as Satan's Nutsack on this bus!"

by blazed_dazed October 27, 2016

Satan child

IcyXD.

“Icyxd is a satan child”

by thetacocat78 August 8, 2023

Pickle Satan

A manipulative pickle-haired Satan on earth.

Person A: Did you see the new transfer student? They seem like a pickle satan!
Person B: You’re right! We should stay away from them.

by Hope juice June 7, 2021

Satan's shadow

This out line of ur body on a bed sheet or on the floor from staying in one place and masturbating for too long while sweating.

Mark you should really jerk off in the shower instead of ur bed cause u have Satan's shadow going on right now and that's fucked.

by Boot in the hoof March 12, 2017