A great guy, pragmatic and patriotic. like's to make hoe's and bitch's alike squeal. Is destined to achieve great things, whilst on the toilet.
Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.
Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.
by Thatoneguythatknowsalls March 13, 2009
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Brother: What the FUCK is that on your penis bro?
Samuel: You bitch, that is my dick you fuckin' asshole.
Brother: You callin' me a bitch and asshole?
Samuel: Yes and I just had sex and fucked your girlfriends pussy.
Samuel: You bitch, that is my dick you fuckin' asshole.
Brother: You callin' me a bitch and asshole?
Samuel: Yes and I just had sex and fucked your girlfriends pussy.
by TheChair64 July 13, 2017
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The "nice guy". That one guy who always feels the need to let everyone know how "great they are". Someone who feels that they are entitled to everything they want because of there niceness. Samuel is a guy who will guilt you into what he wants, then throws a fit when he doesn't get it. He's the guy that flirts with EVERYONE, but is emotionaly unable to sustain a long lasting relationship with anyone because of his astronomical expectations for a partner and his over flowing need for validation.
If this sounds like anyone you have been with or know, CONGRATS!!! You have found yourself a Samuel.
If this sounds like anyone you have been with or know, CONGRATS!!! You have found yourself a Samuel.
Person 1: "My blind date, rented a hotel room and tried to get into my pants last night. Then yelled at me when I said no!!!"
Person 2: "Wow! He sounds like a total Samuel! "
Person 2: "Wow! He sounds like a total Samuel! "
by Camleigha21 April 20, 2020
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by Cleanup crew May 7, 2018
Get the Samuel mug.Sam is a quite remarkable guy you will meet. He has some attitude but most of the time he’s pretty cool. He’s short but with a massive glizzy and has all the girls going crazy for him.
by TheUrbanMan_25 October 1, 2020
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Get the Samuel mug.You have your ninjas and pirates, but now there's Samurai! Pirates may be able to use guns, and ninjas can hide wherever they want to, but samurai can cut the world in two if they wanted to. Samurai are cutting maniacs, slicing at everything. Samurai can beat a ninja and a pirate with a butter knife while on the seven seas during a fog. The samurai is going to be the reason for the extinction of the pirates and ninjas.
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to all the ninja here?
Guy 2: A samurai walked into the room a couple of seconds ago.
Guy 1: What about the pirate ship outside the window?
Guy 2: The same samurai cut it to pieces to make wood to burn the bodies of the ninja.
Guy 2: A samurai walked into the room a couple of seconds ago.
Guy 1: What about the pirate ship outside the window?
Guy 2: The same samurai cut it to pieces to make wood to burn the bodies of the ninja.
by Poison Down The Drain January 1, 2007
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