P in da Butt Suprise

To fuck a bitch in the ass and slam her head on the the bed frame causing it to fracture, then buying her a helmet for christmas

did you here mrs culnen got a P in da Butt Suprise

by culnen January 9, 2009

Optometrist Suprise

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

by Johnny Starizzle March 29, 2005

Scarsdale Suprise

Taking a dump inside of a pillow and sewing it up (without telling your partner), then having sex while pushing your significant others face in the pillow

Person 1: Ever gotten a Scarsdale Suprise?
Person 2: Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it

by Jared Levin January 8, 2006

The Randy Quaid Suprise

A very welcome punch to the cunt.

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

artic suprise

when you poop and put it in the freezer for a couple hours and use it as a dildo for pleaser.

jessica V. went poop and felt horny so she made a artic suprise because her boyfriend wasnt around.

by stephanieeeholla July 1, 2009

Crackpipe Suprise

she's so used to crack that when she gives a bj she tries to light your ballsack and smoke the spunk straight out

Had my first crackpipe suprise last night, This crack whore is crazy man she set my balls on fire and i spunked everywhere

by aidsriddledrob August 24, 2017

Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts Dr. Skipper, one part Blueberry Stoli.

Q: Ugh, that tastes aweful! What was that?

A: Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise!

by Dark Horse Rider May 17, 2009