dry seal

A person who exihbits the qualities of someone who is retarded. See retard. If I had to personify a seal it would definitely be a retard. And a seal would be a wet retard.

Whoa, Samuel is one dry seal.

by Wingman September 27, 2004

land seal

A mindless liberal automoton who claps and barks like a seal in response to pabulum spewed by like-minded talking heads. A land seal thinks that Bill Maher is witty and irreverent when sharing such comedic brilliance as "Bush is stupid" or "the pope is a nazi." Land seals think that the more vigorously they clap and laugh to such inane commentary, the smarter they appear. Land seals universally want Jon Stewart inside them.

Bill Maher moved his show out to LA from NYC; there were more land seals out there.

by Drew13 October 20, 2008

Shmeal

It means whatever you want it to mean, it helps in a roast session

Nigga thats why you smell like shmeal fuck outta here

Nigga who tryna smoke some sh meal

Shmeal gang

Pull up on your shmeal with a ski mask

Bro I crossed that lil niggas ankles I took his shmeals

by BootyGangDisciple March 20, 2018

frank seal long

usually of a darker complection, often falls asleep while walking, to have a small penis or no penis at all, coined the phrase if you aint 280 you aint a lady. often syas the word shiiiiit

frank seal long wake the fuck up
i need a body for tow crew FRANK SEAL LONG!!!!!

by a_marine March 6, 2009

Barking Seal

When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!

German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her

by Therealkidnplay September 7, 2010

Sealcat

A funny looking creature, with arms made of noodles. He has fins, but has cat like ears. He thinks that mean things are actually nice, and that nice things are mean. His eyes are round with small dots in the middle and he is always smiling.

Friend - Check out Sealcat, he just killed innocent children using that large piece of glass.

Friend 2 - Haha, he doesn't know any better. Silly Sealcat, You did it again!

by Tommy Tom Tom August 31, 2007

seal snouts

large and erect nipples, that resembles seal snouts.

It must be cold out! That girl has some hella huge seal snouts.

by Aztec Dragon March 21, 2008