by flamegirl05 June 26, 2006
Get the skater shakes mug.'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.
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The disposition of being in a nightclub with all your friends and being very very drunk, the name derived from the German electronic music act Booka Shade
by Zinedinemclovin October 10, 2010
Get the Fooka Shaded mug.A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
by LambsTail May 2, 2018
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"All Tee, All Shade," replied the Queen while rolling her indifferent eyes.
"All Tee, All Shade," replied the Queen while rolling her indifferent eyes.
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Get the All Tea No Shade mug.A word used to describe something that is really extreme. It could mean extremely cute, ugly, annoying, fat, etc. depending on the context.
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