one seat one scarf

A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.

Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.

Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"

Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."

Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>

by PTFCLinePolice June 16, 2018

went out like scarface

You gave it your all and still kept your hope even if it looked like you were gonna lose

I lost the fight but i dont care went out like scarface

by nickkmontana October 6, 2023

saffir

welsh for sapphire

A crazy nutty girl who lives on chicken nuggets. Also likes to refer to herself in the third person.. A lot

Saffir really loves herself some nuggets.. Them nuggets is like her family

by Fibrofog81 December 19, 2016

saffia

Saffia is an individual who is sexy but goofy. They tend to be clumsy and can lack in knowledge, meaning they may find it difficult when learning.

For example "that saffia has no common sense"

by agh jaunty February 28, 2017

ass scarf

One who is such an asshat they must wear an ass scarf in the winter.

You have your head so far up your ass, you go beyond asshat. You are an ass scarf.

by 1010 July 27, 2004

scaifed

v. To be the victim of a scaifing; to have one's personal life probed for scandal-fodder, as well as to be slandered and libeled against. Differs from blackmail in that the intent is always to go public with any information found/invented.

Bill Clinton had been Scaifed since before the day he took office.

by guyjin February 19, 2007

Safford

To say something that is so stupid that it is actually the funniest thing ever, to the point where it is verified by some burly busted looken ass white boy names Conner, who was the shit in 6th grade when he used to fade paper balls into garbage cans all the time and look cool while doing it.

Dude that is actually safford. Oh my god this is the most safford thing i have ever heard.

by GranularBimbo November 5, 2018