Rule 69

When the number 69 comes up in a conversation and then this conversation inevitably changes course towards a more sexual topic. In rare cases actual 69 has occurred.

Suzy, "Hey Jim did you see the game last night?"
Jim, "yeah Suzy the score was 54-69"
Suzy,"wanna fuck?"
Rule 69

by Durtman! July 31, 2012

Rule 15

Sex >>>>> Food > Porn > Everything else

"oh my god that girl is checking me out and she is SO HOT, but i'm going to eat a burger" FAIL(rule 15)

by Briick Castigliding January 27, 2009

julie brown rule

"If you have to ask, the answer is yes." It is a philosophy of decision making when one has to deal with an internal question about how to govern one's own conduct.

Person One: "Should I go home with that guy?"
Person Two: "Julie Brown Rule."
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Person One: "Should I have another drink?"
Person Two: "Julie Brown Rule."

by The Dashing Dirtbag October 7, 2014

Rule 65

Rule 65 of the Internet:

Any use of the word "irony" on the internet is incorrect.

Person 1, posting on an internet forum: "Dude, you totally don't understand irony. Irony isn't just a simple coincidence, it's more than that. Way to go, Alanis."

Person 2: "I'm going to go ahead and invoke Rule 65 here."

by NotUncleMidriff December 22, 2010

90 10 100 Rule

The rule which states that...

90% of the time a person is no more than 10km from their home, and 100m from their car

I couldn't find you anyware, you broke the 90 10 100 Rule.

by [e-mail] October 26, 2007

Rule 109

If you ever get banned online, it is never your fault. The site/game/service is always to blame.

"Dude, I've been banned from 109 sites! But it's clearly the sites' fault and not my own, I did nothing wrong!"

Rule 109

by Stratos862 February 6, 2021

80/20 rule

The belief that in a relationship, you'll never get 100% of what you want, so at most you get 80%. But some other person may come along and have that missing 20% you don't have. Some folks fall for the 20% just to realize they should've stayed for their original 80%. C/O Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?"

"Damn, my co-worker is so HOT and incredibly funny!"
"Think about the 80/20 rule, Becky. Think about it."

"Dawg! She is baaaad...34/22/36. Damn i would so hit that..."
"Whoa man; 80/20 rule dawg. Lisa is a good wife..."

by chiquitaBANANANANAbubu March 9, 2008