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MRE Rocket

An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid.

It is then either:

A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans

The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.

NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
Holy shit, that MRE Rocket is stuck in PFC Bonfette's face!
by TexanMarine August 10, 2006
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garden rocket

The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.
I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.
by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010
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Box Rocked

To be ruined or vandalized, specifically referring to technology. Originating from computer nerd/hacker culture, the phrase literally describes a box (computer) that has been rocked.
I box rocked my precious ~/ partition when I attempted an in place upgrade from ext4 to btrfs.

John got shit-canned after his company's server got box rocked by some script kiddie.
by NEETphreak March 29, 2013
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rex rocket

Doing a run and jump, landing dick first into vagina

A classic move performed by pornstar and legend, Rex Erection

Is usually shouted as performing it
REX ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ItsEctoplasm May 1, 2016
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Tamp rocket

When you have a tampon in and you’re doing an activity that requires intense physical exertion of the body, specifically from the abdomen and/or legs, that makes it feel like your tampon is going to shoot out like a rocket.
Dude I can’t go to the gym today, I’m gonna totally blow out a tamp rocket.

“Bro, Stacy blew out a colossal tamp rocket during her swim meet last night.”
“What was she doing?”
“The breaststroke.”
“Damn.”
by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019
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anus water rocket

Propellant used in anal entrance to rapidly shoot out a burst of liquid, thus expanding the anal cavity
"Today i used anus water rocket to enlarge my anal cavity"
by WestNomad January 12, 2016
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Little Red Rocket

A very small dick that has ranga pubes
"Did you know that Sean's nude got leaked to the whole school?"
"Yes, they nicknamed it Little Red Rocket"
by kfcftw September 3, 2016
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