Rectal urges

When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.

Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.

by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022

Rectal suicide

When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.

I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.

by Mungtongue February 6, 2022

Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)

Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!

by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021

rectally ravaged

Akin to butt blasted, ass mad, and rectal rage, to be rectally ravaged is to be filled with anger, especially on the internet.

Jacob accidentally saw that meme. He's rectally ravaged all over again.

by Beefsteak Pete June 8, 2021

rectal palpitater

Someone who enjoys sticking their arm in someones or somethings ass.

Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.

That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.

by Cheese Master February 15, 2005

Rectal Verifier

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.

"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"

by Gonzo January 1, 2004

rectal deputy

See: wordbutt pirate/word

Your uncle is my rectal deputy, Stan.

by Ragafin April 4, 2003