Raymond

A mythical creature known to suck on the foreskin of dead Chinese and Korean boys. It inhabits Hong-Kong and is known to look like a little fucking cunt. If you see a Raymond don't be alarmed, they seek attention and are thirsty for that thicc pussy. He is a sad and grotesque animal whose only talent is eating foreskin. His features include an ugly fucking face and a tiny penis, maybe the tiniest you'll ever see. They are physically inept and can be dealt with accordingly: punching his ugly fucking mouth, calling him gay will make him threaten you like a little bitch whilst running away crying, and just fucking shooting the god damn thing, no one will miss it anyway. GOOD LUCK POWER RANGERS.

Shoot that fucking Raymond in its ugly fucking head.

by FuckRaymond November 9, 2017

ramona madness

A term of endearment used by asian women 2 describe their experiences with american lesbians.this is typically found on college campuses on the east coast.

Kym was in a complete state of ramona madness when she remembered what she did the night before

by chachaddict April 15, 2009

ramonitis

when one longs for the buttered goodness of dry Ramon noodles

Person 1: I'm high as fuck...i taste buttered noodles

Person2: That's odd. Have you recently eatin buttered noodles?

Person 1: Nope. Only burgers and sandwichs

Person 2: Interesting. Well I believe you are suffering from a rare condition called Ramonitis

by Rijcahcakrd November 2, 2009

Raymond

Part of Speech-Adjective

Definition: Someone who will not care about anything you say and will still annoy you either way. That person is also very stupid and hypocritical. That type of person thinks that everyone likes them, but he’s just cocky. We hate someone that’s Raymond.

Baby Haha:Oh my god!

Baba Haby:What?
Baby Haha:This girl in my math class is so annoying and she’s so Raymond
Baba Haby:I feel bad for you
Baby Haha:I hate people that are Raymond
Baba Haby:Me too
Haby Baha:I AM NOT RAYMOND
Baba Haby and Baby Haha:YES YOU ARE

by Baby Haha December 29, 2019

Raymond from Animal Crossing

A largely over-rated character who is worth a ton of NMTs (Nook Miles Tickets) and also worth a ton of bells. People have also sold him for real life money and Raymond is worth about $50 USD.

"Hey do you have Raymond from Animal Crossing on your island?"

"Yeah, I bought him for 500 NMTs"

"Why? He's just a cat in a game, and Nook Miles Tickets are expensive"

"I like him ok?"

by Taxe May 15, 2020

Dirty Ramone

When before having sex you yell "1-2-3-4!" And then hump as fast as you can for two minutes.

I know you're late for work honey, but I'm sure there's time for a dirty ramone. There's Always time for a dirty ramone!

by Liv2Srf October 11, 2016

san ramon

San Ramon is an upper middle class community near Danville(D-Ville) and Walnut Creek(Dub-C)located within the 925 area code. Everyone who lives there is asian,middle eastern, or white(minority)unlike its neighbor Danville where the white trash live. San Ramon is mostly populated with rich kid wigggers who drive mercedes and bimmers(mostly Windemere area). There is also a large "Scene" population. most of the Scene kids go to Cal High, in the "ghetto" part of San Ramon where the Mexicans live. The good half of San Ramon "Rides the yellow bus" to Monte Vista High in Danville. There are not many good restaurants or anything in the Bridges/Windemere hood, but if you venture further down you will find "the marketplace" near Iron Horse Middle School. The PO-Pos in SR have nothing to do so they camp out in bushes and catch innocent people. Everyone here plays soccer, but in D-Ville lacsrosse,water polo, and baseball are the most popular youth sports. San Ramonm is hella pimp

San Ramon is hella ghetto fabulous becuase there are so many drive bys and black people.

by THIZZ THIZZ THIZZ THIZZ September 11, 2006