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dirty present

pulling out and coming all over a girls chest and face.
Susie wasnt on the pill so i had to give her the dirty present.
by Rob August 3, 2005
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Phresh

Any Fresh Person From The PHillipines iS PHresh, Get It?
Yoo Ty Phresh.
by Young Phresh 91 October 19, 2009
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Prescott, WI

A small Town in Western Wisconsin where the St. Croix River Meets the Mississippi River. Population Estimated 3,600. Zip Code 54021
by billy bob 4021 February 26, 2011
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presbyterian church

massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.
i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.
by oddkin April 29, 2005
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preselection

Preselection is a principle which dictates that women are more attracted to men that seem attractive to other women. So now because your girl 'selected' you, you must be a good mating choice.
In order to leverage the power of preselection you need to demonstrate that you are preselected by other women. Such as telling beautiful women stories of how you banged other beautiful women.
by Lezzlie Vanauckin April 5, 2017
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Kato, the Purest Victim

The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.

Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.

The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
Me: Have you heard the story of Kato, The Purest Victim?
Friend: What a tragedy, it was.
by alecwind July 18, 2021
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presence e-mail

sending work e-mails in the middle of the night or after calling out sick to update your boss of projects or issues that you've been working on.
Did you see that presence e-mail from Bill? He sent out an e-mail at 2:30 AM stating that he's still sick and has been working with our ISP on that Internet issue.
by Ophelia Bush October 27, 2009
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