textual sensory perception

The tendency to take your cell phone out of your pocket just as you are about to receive a text.

Hey, I don't have any mess-- Woah, I just got a text from Craig! I have textual sensory perception, man.

by Nuju September 15, 2010

Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.

Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.

by TANGO December 12, 2012

percent grade

A rise in elevation relative to forward distance.

Ex.: a rise of one meter in a forward distance of 100 meters is a 1% grade.

by Dennish May 22, 2005

purchase anxiety

the feeling one gets when overspending, or spending money on something you shouldn't purchase.

I had so much purchase anxiety when I bought that new car I had to think about selling it!

by Caroline43001 August 2, 2009

Pure

A person full of life and spirit to run wild in their own atmosphere and mind

Awesome, Pure

by WordsQuiz February 14, 2015

pure gega

Something that is excessively edgy, and is otherwise completely useless.

Did you see that meme he posted? He got banned for it. It was pure gega.

by FlamingTaco April 18, 2017

Paint the Porcelain

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

by Raven3113 April 19, 2009