dirty promise

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you

"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

Prinky Promise

A sacred promise, similar to the pinky promise, but dealing primarily with sexual commitments.

I can't believe she made you a prinky promise. You are totally getting some action!

by Catmando2 November 4, 2017

Andy Daly Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

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Andy Daly Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Promises

things boys named philip never keep

me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though

by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Angel Jose Robles Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

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Angel Jose Robles Is The Bald Man From The Promised Neverland

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.

Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.

by mmmpho April 17, 2020