Pregnant AF

Alternatively 'Pregnant APh' (the Ph gettoises the idiom & adds an extra punch - see 'Phat as Phuc')

Adjective

1. Full, loaded, or overflowing with meaning and/or innuendo.

2. Literal: very pregnant

ORIGIN:
Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' c.1599-1602 Act 2 Scene 2, Polonius' aside as Hamlet dons his "antic disposition", pretending to be mad to throw Claudius off the scent of his revenge & generally cause havoc: "How *pregnant* sometimes his replies are - a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not be so prosperously delivered of."

Dude, she likes you; her emojis in those texts to you are Pregnant AF. In Japanese haiku, each word is Pregnant AF. When she bloats up from abusing junk food, she looks Pregnant AF.

by anonymous June 1, 2017

pregnancy wand

A fully functional penis.

Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."

Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."

by ass violator 9000 July 15, 2017

pregnancy ball

a ball given to your squad as a sign of friendship forever

"hey man heres ur pregnancy ball"
"dude wtf"
"its a sign of friendship forevs"
"o...k... thanks...man..LOL"

by aunderscorepregnanttriangle June 27, 2017

pregnant party

When 10 guys fuck 1 girl at the same time. 9 months later they do a test to see which guy is the baby's father.

"I was born from a pregnant party, Maisy is Mom and Aboderu is Dad."

by Nailuj February 21, 2018

Pregnant pleasure

When you're fucking a pregnant girl, you're dick is inside her and her baby gives you a handjob.

"I want some pregnant pleasure!"

by fwubfubgilavuebgrwiregjb May 7, 2018

Pregnancy Missile

Another word for penis.

I launched my pregnancy missile right into her vaginal cave!

by Mr. Reeder May 8, 2018

Peenapples

Fruity cock

Peenapples are tropical willys

by 🅱🅴🅽🅸🆂(☭ ͜ʖ ☭) April 28, 2019