Any Port In A Storm

When you fuck a girl just because its take it or leave.

Also a scene band from Garner which serves as a portable Mecca for the growing Emo population. They are extremely metal-core, AKA terrible.
Tom "Dude I had to man, she was an any port in a storm situation."
Fred "Still, why? I'd rather listen to APIAS."
Tom "Not much better dude."
by www.ushistory.com March 20, 2009
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Any Port in a Storm

After a long period without sexual contact, a male's willingness to have sex with anything that moves (or doesn't).
After a week in prison, I was ready to dock my boat in any port in a storm.
by vagsurfer March 18, 2009
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New Port Richey

Birthplace of Nathan Explosion, the lead singer for the fictional death metal band Dethklok.
it sucks in New Port Richey
by Jenny S. August 23, 2008
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New Port Richey

City on the West Gulf Coast full of retirees, crackheads, and weirdos. New Port Richey is full of hillbillies and dirty shacks. People don't mow their lawns, rednecks everywhere, high housing prices, and no jobs. This is home to some of the worst drivers in the world. Also known as "New Port Nasty" and "New Port Nowhere." This place is full of scrub hillbillies.
New Port Richey is full of hillbillies, white-trash, gangster wannabees, no decent paying jobs, and kids with no education who can't read.
by Ken Burr August 22, 2006
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new port richey

New Port Richey is a boring place where the only thing to do is to be bored and drive your crappy car around. There is only one rich family, the Mitchell's, in the whole place and the High School, J.W. Mitchell HS is named after them. The nick name we gave it is New Port Nowhere.
me: i'm bored...lets go and find something to do.

friend: damn it i forgot that i lived in New Port Nowhere.
by fsutromboner October 18, 2004
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Port-a-potty Sundae

It's when a construction worker takes a banana into a port-a-potty, dips it in the shit, jacks off on it due to the aroma, and then deep throats it.
Mike always has a big smile and bad breath after his morning Port-a-potty Sundae.
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