blue popsicle

Someone who eats a popsicle and says that they like the blue ones best not because of how it tastes but just because it is blue.

Bill only got that game system because everyone else has one, yet he doesn't even know the first thing about videogames. What a blue popsicle.

by Ralfo the Great! November 6, 2007

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Meat Popsicle

A dead man's boner.

"Man, that guy has a MEAN meat popsicle!"
"Yeah, that's HUGE!"
"Sally, I'll give you 100 dollars to eat that meat popsicle!"

by Allabamevenon April 16, 2009

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Minnesota Popsicle

When a girl takes a shit, freezes it and then masturbates with it.

Also when a guy takes a shit, freezes it and fucks a girl with it.

Jessica, you know I'm in to scat, right? Well yesterday I had a Minnesota Popsicle.

by freeze ez February 21, 2010

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Something you yell at your friends when they lose. Needs to be said with authority, otherwise it just sounds stupid. The best thing for them to do is to go to the freezer, get a Popsicle, and forget it ever happened.

Jack: "Popsicle Time!"
Jill: "Don't you mean checkmate?"

by Luke S Awesome August 9, 2010

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tijuana popsicle

To give a tijuana popsicle is to give a blowjob.

Wow, McNast gave the ol' tijuana popsicle to a guy in front of everyone! That's sick!

by Haggerty January 31, 2008

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Self Swirl Popsicle

Also known as SSP. During any type of sex, the male ejaculates into his hand. The ejaculate is smeared over a finger (mostly the middle but any works). The male then sticks the finger up his own ass, slowly pulling it out and licking it clean.

My girlfriend and I were having phone sex and towards the end I enjoyed a self swirl popsicle.

by GothFreak December 28, 2006

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meat popsicle

1. noun: An edible, frozen confection flavored or concreted with bits of animal flesh.
2. noun: A penis or phallic appearing object.
3. interjection: From certain Anime/Manga circles, a nonsensical greeting or term of endearment.

1. "I could sure go for a meat popsicle on a hot day like this!"
2. "I could sure go for a hot meat popsicle on a day like this!"
3. "Hey, Meatpopsicle! I just got a new ep of Ranma!"

by Brighid N May 10, 2003

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