Pingas

The overall essence of excellence in almost every aspect of life. Also a very rare energy source that only those who have mastered the art of ultimate PWNage can harness for their own personal gain. For as we all know..."HaPENIS is so much more enjoyable when it's at the expense of another's misery."

1. That dude's PINGAS radiates from every orifice of his body. And his mom's. Which I filled with my PINGAS last night! OOHHHHH!!!!
2. Wild PINGAS has appeared. ROBOTNIK used PWNage. PINGAS WAS CAUGHT!!!!

by Andrew VB March 7, 2010

ping pong

the playing with balls on a table.....(punage)

A game that consists of a table, (around 7 foot in size) two small bats (usually inches in diameter) a small hollow white ball (plastic and nylon) and two players.
the score goes up to 21 (or 14 depends on how long you want to play for) and the only acception to this is when it is 20-20 (or 13-13) then it is the first person to win by 2 points.

there is also beer pong. which is much more fun but i cba to explain :)

dude! ping pong rules!

by lalalala, amy winehoose! January 17, 2009

Piling

When having a dump, collect it up into a bag and put it into your sex parteners mouth whilst she is asleep.

Iles: You dude, We got it on last night, how about you?

Matthews: I found out that she was cheating on me so i gave her a piling.

by Tomzabest123 February 19, 2009

Playing ping pong with the oblong

a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual

i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong

by the enibriated pidgeon liver March 29, 2003

ping

A signal that gay people get from their gaydars, that indicates their 'gayness' level.

OMG Kristen Stewart pings so bad! She's such a babydyke!

by HanaLeigh September 27, 2009

300 ping Biden

A term used to describe Joe biden when he has one of his demantia moments

Biden: "I'm running as a proud democrat for the senate"
Twitchchat: "300 ping biden"

by Ferskfitte October 17, 2020

Pingdogger

An individual who is regularly seen to be high on ecstacy. Not only being an avid user of the drug, they also have a tendency to be a complete dog. One is advised not to speak of or present a pill within the presence of said dog.

"You been on the dogs again?"
"Yeah mate, bloody love em"
"Fuck me, you're a pingdogger"

by Matt Erickson February 27, 2008