pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching Big Mouth reads the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

by winklestinkle August 14, 2018

Pisstake

(British Slang): Pisstake.

A person who makes a joke, normally at someone in his/her/their circle of friends to get a reaction out of said person.

"Alexander, stop it, you're being a pisstake."

by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2018

pisstakeary

When one partakes in the art of mocking another or acting the fool.

He has been subject to complete pisstakeary by the comedian.

by Pedrotuctuc May 4, 2019

Pisstard

When you piss and poop at the same time

Ava called me a pisstard!!! Can you believe her?!

by Pisstard person November 15, 2019

Pistachiocution

- Execution by throwing pistachios at them until they die.
- Death by pistachios

Friend: "Dude my sister was Pistachonated!"
Me: "So she was nuted on?"

Friend:"...."
Friend: "I shall organise your Pistachiocution."

by The Pistachiocutioner May 13, 2020

prinsta

Private Instagram

Omg! Did you see what Nevin posted on his prinsta??

by Ydidisudj May 19, 2020