X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers

Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.

by Don Juan November 8, 2003

pfizer

Covid vaccine that only hot and cool people get.

: that girl got pfizer
: she is so cool

by nutsgencherry July 28, 2021

digital phire

a pulse of digital information bigger than the universe that eats any thing in its way and is FAT.

Oh shaps its digital phire its going to eat us.

by Steve (JSS) July 15, 2003

Crib Prize

An item, or items kept by someone after breaking up with their significant other. Usually clothes, but can be any item.

Your man lets you wear his sweater, you keep it, and upon the demise of the relationship you do not return it with his box of stuff.

Your woman leaves a bra at your house, and upon the demise of the relationship you do not return it with HER box of stuff.

by aggieemmy March 31, 2004

Yip-phile

An older man who likes, or dates younger women usually aged 18-20.

They are sometimes griefed due to the nature of what they like, despite the fact that they’re just young hearted individuals who just simply love to relive being a young adult.

I swear my dad is a total yip-phile. My mom is only 25 whiles he’s 50! I mean hey, some people just like younger girls, and he is a nice guy.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019

Philemon

An obnoxious human being that is obsessed with Tik-Tok and Peppa Pig. He doesn't know when to shut up.

You're being such a Philemon right now.

by xdpeppapig December 3, 2019

Dumbell Piss Prize

Direct opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Man did you hear the news today, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Limbaugh and Cheney shared the other one, the Dumbell Piss Prize.

by Guido1 October 9, 2009